petition for Avengers 2 to end on a freeze-frame like this
sending people nice anonymous messages and watching them get really happy about it is my favorite thing to do on this website
I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.
you are my new favorite person
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era.
saying “no we can’t” when bob the builder and his gang said “can we fix it?” because you were a rebellious cunt of a child
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